Joey Green's Wacky Uses

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Alberto VO5® Hairdressing

Alberto VO5® Hair Spray

Arm & Hammer® Baking Soda

Aunt Jemima® Original Syrup

Barbasol® Shaving Cream

Bounty® Paper Towels

Canada Dry® Club Soda

ChapStick® Lip Balm

Clairol® Herbal Essences®

Clorox® Bleach

Colgate® Regular Flavor Toothpaste

Conair® Hair Dryer

Cover Girl® Red Nail Polish

Crayola® Chalk

Crayola® Crayons

Crisco® All-Vegetable Shortening

Dannon® Plain Yogurt

Dawn® Dishwashing Liquid

Downy® Fabric Softener

Easy-Off® Oven Cleaner

Elmer’s® Glue-All

Forster® Toothpicks

French's® Mustard

Glad® Flexible Straws

Glad® Trash Bags

Gold Medal® Flour

Heinz® Vinegar

Heinz® Ketchup

Huggies® Baby Wipes

Irish Spring® Soap

Jif® Peanut Butter

Johnson’s® Baby Oil

Johnson’s® Baby Powder

Johnson’s® Baby Shampoo

Kingsford’s® Corn Starch

Kleenex® Tissues

Land O Lakes® Butter

L'eggs® Sheer Energy®Panty Hose

Lipton® Tea Bags

Maxwell House® Coffee

Maybelline® Clear Nail Polish

McCormick® Food Coloring

Mr. Clean® Magic Eraser®

Mr. Coffee® Filters

Nestlé Carnation® Nonfat Dry Milk

Oral-B® Glide® Dental Floss

Pam® Cooking Spray

Pampers® Diapers

Phillips’® Milk of Magnesia

Reynolds® Cut-Rite® Wax Paper

Reynolds Wrap®

Smirnoff® Vodka

Star® Olive Oil

Stayfree® Maxi Pads

Tabasco® Pepper Sauce

Tampax® Tampons

Trojan® Condoms

20 Mule Team® Borax®

Vaseline® Petroleum Jelly

Wesson® Corn Oil

Wilson® Tennis Balls

Wish-Bone® Thousand Island

Wrigley’s® Spearmint Gum

Ziploc® Storage Bags

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